Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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