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(214): View more from Texas

Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.

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(214): Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again. http://tfl.nu/sc3c

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I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha

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(702): I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha http://tfl.nu/eax7

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Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.

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(240): Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates. http://tfl.nu/bvcb

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(207): View more from Maine

there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.

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(207): there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW. http://tfl.nu/2lyk

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass

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(860): I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass http://tfl.nu/kwec

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(913): View more from Kansas

Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl

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(913): Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl http://tfl.nu/6ay2

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I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case

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(619): I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case http://tfl.nu/xr3i

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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.

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(305): You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student. http://tfl.nu/quj8

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(310): View more from California

He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what

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(310): He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what http://tfl.nu/hk6f

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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.

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(618): apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer. http://tfl.nu/ok9n

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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.

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(310): She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning. http://tfl.nu/tu4n

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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.

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(503): He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success. http://tfl.nu/fztg

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(951): View more from California

I'm sorry I peed on your everything.

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(951): I'm sorry I peed on your everything. http://tfl.nu/ktzg

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my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"

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(309): my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school" http://tfl.nu/0p2q

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump

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(860): I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump http://tfl.nu/62ek

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