Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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