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• (858): View more from California

  So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind

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  Well it worked

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  Not the point

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.

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• (310): View more from California

  I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness

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  You're doing it right

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition

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• (661): View more from California

  All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"

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