Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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