i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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