Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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