you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
