You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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