yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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