YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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