so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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