If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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