At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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