dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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