so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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