I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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