I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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