So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
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So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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