That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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