Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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