Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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