oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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