Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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