That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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I'm at about main and main street
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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