Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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