what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Blood and glitter go together right?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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