I feel like abortions should bother me more
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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