So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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