So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
