She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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