i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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