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And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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