You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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