Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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