well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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