Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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