We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Are we still banned from the library?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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