Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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