did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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