Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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