who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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