I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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