And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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