then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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