the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize