Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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