If i could tip my vagina, i would.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Randomize
