Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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