i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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