I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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