I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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