i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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