I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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