this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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